Iron None More Black

This is the most metal iron for clothing you will ever find in the world. You can use it for ironing, then, if there’s a zombie apocalypse, you can stab the heck out of some undead skulls with it just as easy. This is A Menës Iron by Nico Kläber. This project is made for men, men who are ashamed of using a regular white iron because they are afraid of being called a sissy. Truly they will be the most masculine of flat-clothing men now.
And as a bonus, the iron surface can be the regular large size or a tinier one for those smaller shirt sleeves. Just flick the lever and you’ve got that smaller, cuter surface, you man.
Designer: Nico Kläber